Welcome to My Loony Life (by luna eclipse)

Biography

 

For starters, my name is pronounced:

LOOOO-na Eeee-clipse

Not:

LOO-na ECK-lipse

And yes, that is my real name.

If you consider yourself my friend (congratulations!) you may call me loony. Because I sort of am.  If you consider yourself my enemy, then, I will quote Leonardo Da Vinci’s immortal words, “nothing can be   either loved or hated unless it is first understood.”

And my mind is pretty much a giant labyrinth, with a Minotaur in the middle guarding my ideas. I wish you good luck if you decide to venture there and understand it. You’ll need it.

I love to write; without writing, I would not know what to do with myself. 

 

Here are some of my favorite qualities about myself:

 

1.       I am tone deaf. (It makes singing happy birthday very fun, because I’m soooo off key.)

2.       I usually occupy my time with something productive.

3.       I invent games, like King Kong hide and seek, and alien and koala. (Okay, I admit that I had a bad case of game namer’s block on that last one.)

4.       I am crafty. I can crochet, sew, reconstruct t-shirts, try to knit, and try to harry-potterize everything.

5.       In a way, I’m like e.e. cummings: I refuse to capitalize!

6.       Chatting with me tends to build your vocabulary

7.       I am a quotes fanatic. I love collecting quotes.

8.       My family moves a lot, so I sort of decided to collect words, because they have no weight except inside my mind.

9.       I share a name with the coolest person to not really exist: Luna Lovegood. I even borrowed

Her nick name, loony. But my parents don’t run the quibbler.            

10.    I want to be a director or a producer for a TV show. I chase my family around with my camera in hopes to catch them doing something worthy of being put to music, edited, and made into a movie. Needless to say: I love filming.

11.   I have a knack for puzzle solving. I love complex riddles. That is life, anyway. A giant jigsaw puzzle.

13.    I do weird things like skipping #12 just because. (sorta like roya when she: "(oh and i put the number 18 twice on purpose, but did you realize that? HA! because i really wanted it to end on twenty :D...that was random)":)

By the way, you might also know me as SamIam, or loony Lovegood. They are my favorite book characters.

My favorite songs: (I have so many, I’ll only list a few:

When I look at you (last song)	Miley Cyrus
Unwritten	Natasha Bedingfield
King of Anything	Sarah Barreleias
Revolution	The Beatles
Molly Mahoney’s First	Alexandre Desplat

Firework	Katy Perry
Little wonders	Rob Thomas
A year without rain	Selena Gomez and the scene.

 

 

                                                                               (I’ve always wondered:  why not the scene and Selena Gomez?)

My favorite books: (once again, only a few. I mean, seriously! I love to write, so it’s only natural that I love to read. Anything. As in even phone books.)

All Harry Potter Books. (Don’t ask for my favorite in the series; I obsess over all of them equally)	j.k. rowling (see, I told you I don’t capitalize, and j.k. rowling is a very important person, too.)
The shadow thieves	anne ursu
The name of this book is secret	pseudonymous bosch
The anybodies	n.e. bode
The 13th reality	james dashner
Hunger games	suzanne collins
Tom sawyer	mark twain
Huck finn	mark twain
Stargirl (the Luna Lovegood of the muggle world)	Jerry spinnelli

 

Instruments I can play: (if by play, you mean “get a sound out of it.”)

All. Even the euphonium. And yes, the infamous vuvuzela.

Things I wish I could do:

Finish all my novels.

Carry a tune.

Brachiate. (If you don’t know the meaning, look it up.)

Turn invisible.

Things Look for in stories: (people who want comments, hint HINT.)                                                                                    

·         Survival stories are always an enjoyable read

·         Humorous fantasy.

·         Not a huge romance fan. Sorry. I guess it’s okay if you work them into fiction stories gradually.

·         Swashbuckling adventures (again, look it up.)

Weird but true things about me: (I’m only listing a few, because I am pretty weird.)

1.       I have never been stung by a bee, though I stuck my hand in the rotating part of a lawn mower when I was 6. But I imagine a bee sting a little different.

2.       When it’s warm out, I find a sunny spot and stand there, like a plant.

3.       I wear jeans and sweatshirts in 100 degree weather.

4.       I could probably go the whole day without saying more than 10 words. I think I have, actually.

5.       Dictionary.com is my homepage.

Things that irritate me:

1.       The abuse of the word “like”. It’s, like, so pointless, and a, like, waste of sentence space.

2.       The addition of abbreviations like “omg” and “ttyl” to the dictionary. *shudders at the thought*

3.       People at school who ask me how long it takes for the earth to revolve around the sun.

4.       People saying “I know, Right?” because they’re basically saying: “I know. Am I right?” if you know, you know that you’re right. Right?

Contests I have won:

1.       Hastings national writing contest (how reading has affected my life…….)

2.       Clover’s script contest

3.       Around the world contest

4.       Citizenship contest honorable mention (we are united because…..)

5.      1st place literacy jam school winner

6.       1st place reflections (diversity is...)

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I thank Perry for creating this site and boosting my chances of seeing my name in print. I vociferate my thanks loudly (you can hear me on the moon). And I thank those reading this for wasting your time long enough to read this whole thing. But, hey, I did make a remarkably large addition to your mind’s thesaurus, your personal plethora of words. I am, after all, a very verbose sort of novelist.

Look it up.

; D

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If you can’t stand Hollister, Aeropostle, and Abercrombie, put this in bold type on your bio.

If your homepage is dictionary.com, put this on your bio.

Put this in your page if you threw stuff at the screen while watching the Lightning Thief and screamed,

"WHERE THE HECK IS CLARISSE?" and -----------------------------------------------

"THOSE KIDS AREN'T TWELVE!!" and ------------------------------------------------- '

"HOW IN THE WORLD DID ATHENA LET ANNABETH DYE HER HAIR?" and ---------------------------------------------

"IS MR. D. ON VACATION???" and -----------------------------------------------

"I THOUGHT GROVER LOVED NATURE--INCLUDING RATS!" and ------------------------------------------------

"ANNABETH DOESN'T LIKE PERCY IN THIS BOOK!!" and --------------------------------------

"CURSE THE DIRECTOR!!!!!" put this on your bio. (Raven/willow)

If monsters inc. scares you (like me) put this on your bio

  If you've ever put something up, and then the next day you can't find it because it's PUT UP, put this on your page.

Put this on your page or signature if you have ever looked for your breakfast cereal in the fridge.

Put this on your page if you actually found your breakfast cereal in the fridge.

If someone called them a freak 96% would have an emotional breakdown. If you are in the 4% that would ask "what was your first hint?" put this in your bio.

Harry potter is amazingly epic and if you agree put this on your bio

Put this in your bio if you think the kids should let the Trix rabbit have at least ONE spoonful of Trix cereal/yogurt. (Big mean kids)

 

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk in to walls. *Rubs my nose*

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Normal people scare me, but not as much as I scare them!

When in doubt, push random buttons.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming train.

Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries. ~Mr. Prickle-Pants, Toy Story 3