Dead Chad Walking - Short parody of "Dead Girl Walking" from Heathers the Musical (But it's Dude Bros the Musical)
Posted April 22nd, 2022 by Not_Jello
Dead Chad Walking
The violent Chad of freshmen has decreed it
He says Monday, 8 A.M. I will be deleted
They’ll hunt me down in Dude Bro Hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?
I don’t have to stay and die like a loser
I could change my name and get girls in the Wendy’s
But I don’t own a Dudemobile
Here’s an option that I like
Spend these 30 hours getting…
…Dude Bros! Yeah!
I need a bro, I’m a dead Chad walking!
I’m a really cool jock, I’m a dead Chad walking!
Before he breaks the rules
I’m going out to find some dudes
Got no time to date, I’m a dead Chad walking!
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