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Dead Chad Walking - Short parody of "Dead Girl Walking" from Heathers the Musical (But it's Dude Bros the Musical)

Dead Chad Walking - Short parody of "Dead Girl Walking" from Heathers the Musical (But it's Dude Bros the Musical)

Posted April 22nd, 2022 by Not_Jello

by Kenny
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Dead Chad Walking

[VERSE 1]

The violent Chad of freshmen has decreed it

He says Monday, 8 A.M. I will be deleted

They’ll hunt me down in Dude Bro Hall

Stuff and mount me on the wall

30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?

I don’t have to stay and die like a loser

I could change my name and get girls in the Wendy’s

But I don’t own a Dudemobile

[PRE-CHORUS]

Wait

Here’s an option that I like

Spend these 30 hours getting…

…Dude Bros! Yeah!

[CHORUS]

I need a bro, I’m a dead Chad walking!

I’m a really cool jock, I’m a dead Chad walking!

Before he breaks the rules

I’m going out to find some dudes

Got no time to date, I’m a dead Chad walking!


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