Vitae AU, Chapter Five
Posted January 16th, 2020 by katchyboo
in The Dungeons
'D o n ' t y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w p a l ? T u r n a r o u n d a n d s h a k e m y h a n d .'
Frisk, very slowly, turned around and shook the person's hand.
A whoopee cushion let out a long "pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt".
'Heh, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.' said a short skeleton. 'So, you're a human, right- Chara?! Chara Dreemur!?' He seemed to recognize Chara.
'Yup. That's me.'
'But- you were... the king said you'd gone missing.'
'Yeah, well, I kinda did. Me, Azzy, and my mom.'
'Alright, then. I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton. What's your name, kid?' he said to Frisk.
'Right then. I'm... actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now, but I don't really care about capturing anybody. My brother, though. Papyrus. He's a human-hunting FANATIC. He's actually already caught one. She was really little, but still. I think that's him over there. Quick, you two- hide behind that pair of conveniently-shaped lamps.'
'...these are REALLY conveniently shaped.' Frisk said, an eyebrow raised.
'Yup, but I wouldn't question it if I were you.' Chara whispered.
A tall skeleton who Frisk assumed was Papyrus walked into view.
'Sup, bro?' Sans said.
'YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP", BROTHER. IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES!'
'Hey, bro, come on. I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skele-ton.'
'OH MY GOD, SANS! I'M LEAVING.'
'You do that, bro.' Sans looked around for a minute before calling out to Frisk and Chara. 'You can come out now.'
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