I ban Dragonrider because… I do?

I ban LST for banning me without a reason.

I ban Dragonrider for banning me with a reason.

I ban LST for now having a reason.

I ban Dragonrider because she banned me.

I ban LST because he banned me with such a lame excuse, allowing me to ban him with THIS lame excuse.

I ban Dragonrider because she once used :), emotionally scarring me in terrible ways, that I may never again be the same.

I blame LST for not knowing I did it deliberately to scar anyone who saw it.

I ban Dragonrider for being crueller and more evil than Voldemort.

I ban LST for making me more evil than Voldemort. I can only hope to be more evil than President Snow...

I ban Dragonrider for being unaware that Mayor/President Prentiss is a much better antagonist than President Snow.

I ban LST for banning Dragonrider because she's 'cruller and more evil than Voldemort,' when in fact, Voldemort is LST's daddy.

I ban Heather because I know that, and because I hate him since he didn't like my Father's Day present. :^I

I ban LST because Voldemort didn't like his Father's Day present.

I ban Heather because Voldemort was stupid to not like it.

I ban LST for giving Voldemort a present he didn't like.

I ban Sophie BECAUSE VOLDEMORT HAS HORRID TASTE IN PRESENTS.
*Sobs in corner*

I ban LST for sobbing in the corner... curl up in your sock drawer, at least.

I ban Heather because I don't have a sock drawer.

I ban LST because he should have a sock drawer. 'Tis my firm belief that all beings need a sock drawer to curl up in cry in.

I ban HeatherB for probably having a sock drawer.

I ban XX for having a hard-ish username to pronounce when said out loud.

I ban CT for not reading I Am The Messenger yet.

I ban LST for capitalizing 'am' and 'the'.

I Ban Cheeze For Not Having Created A Camp Nano Account Yet.

I ban DragonRider for trying to talk in caps.

I Ban Jesse Because I Thought Cheeze Was Chelsea.

I ban LST for either attempting to use all capital letters in his post and forgetting the white "i" or capitalizing all the letters in his post.

*The next person should ban CT for having too much creativity. *sarcasm**

I ban CT because I just capitalised the first letter of each word >:^D

I ban LST because I need chocolate.

I ban Jesse for banning LST before me. ;-;

I ban CT because I, like Jesse, need chocolate.

I ban LST because I have no chocolate. And now we'll starve.

I ban Jesse for needing chocolate to survive when there is an abundance of other lovely foods to choose from.

I ban CT for libelling chocolate!

I ban LST for not replying to his own post.

I ban the person above me because that's what I'm saposed to do.... And because I also want chocolate... :D

I ban Camibeth for spelling supposed wrong :O

I ban Camibeth for being a junior member.

I ban LST for banning Camibeth :O