Do you think I would be stupid enough to eat a drugged apple? Have you not seen Snow White?? Lol. I win.

do pizza pie's even exist?

Let's ALL finally agree on something, alright? The fact that I WIN.

Well that is a non factual statement too, because "everyone" does not know that you win. It's ludicrous to think that everyone in the world reads this thread.
Also, I know for a fact that you do not win. Because I do.

You people live in a wrold without reality--as I win!

haha........no you don't.
I do.

Or so you think...

apparently not because I win!

Nah, I win.

NAYYYYYYYYYYYYY I IS ZE WINNER

So far. Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN