I ban nngo for making rickrolling one word instead of five.

I ban LST for accusing nngo of spelling rickroll'd wrong.

I ban Rockshadow for contorting, twisting, corkscrewing, and misplacing my words.

I ban LST for banning me when I'm sick.

I ban RockShadow for not getting better.

I ban Rockshadow for submitting to the germs; she should have killed them with fire! :p

I ban cheezemziez for ninja'ing me.

I ban LST for banning two people in one post.

I ban Heather for her love of wombats. XD

I ban Lizzie for using an emoticon.

I ban LST for not using an emoticon in his post.