I ban Lauren for assuming that I blinked, when, if fact, I did not.

I ban shadowtide for blinking sometime today. You HAVE blinked sometime today, I presume?

I ban Lauren for presuming that I blinked sometime today. I never blink.

I ban shadowtide for not blinking O.o

I ban Lauren for abiding by the cultural norm which states that it is advisable to blink every day.

I ban shadow tide for not understanding my need to blink.

I ban Lauren for not understanding that shadowtime is expressing individuality by not blinking.

I ban Mistborn for waking up today.

I ban nngo for posting on this thread.

I band MandM for having two Ms in her name.