I ban AA for having three A's in your username.

I ban MandM for not loving my sheep.

I ban AA for beheading a turkey.

I ban Chelseki for giving AA the ax used to behead the turkey. (This is getting morbid. XD)

I ban Leloo for being the one to suggest killing the turkey.

I ban AA for not realising that the turkey was J.K. Rowling's last horcrux.

I ban L.S for banning someone

I ban Catty for having a username that makes me think of cats.

I ban L.S.T. for thinking about cats.

I ban Timber for joining the same month as me, plus a year.