I ban Meera because she wasn't in the mood to correct Jesse about my name.

I ban Athenabrain1 for teaching me something that I will now disregard

I ban Jesse for disregarding my name.

I ban Alice because my pet unicorn (aka Rodney, or Radha, or my little cousin) is visiting now and she's THE CUTEST LITTLE KID EVER OMG <3 AND ALICE SHOULD TOTALLY BRING HER UNICORN SO WE CAN ALL PLAY TOGETHER :D

I ban Meera because my unicorn's already there.

I ban Alice because our unicorns are so cute.

I ban Meera because she has a cute unicorn.

I ban Jessica because she most likely also has a cute unicorn somewhere out there, waiting to be claimed by her.

I ban Meera because I want to find my unicorn now.

I ban Jess because I want to find mine as well.