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mar225 08-10-2010 04:02 PM

Twilight Haters!!!!!!!!!
OK, so lots of us will probably love this thread, considering lots of us HATE Twilight. So this is where you can just hate on Twilight and not get in trouble with tons of Twilight fans. So, hate away, dudes!

SilverRipple 08-10-2010 04:04 PM

I just made the Twilight Rant Thread...

mar225 08-10-2010 04:17 PM

Hm, well I said on the NEC that I was going to make one. Um, can there be 2?

SilverRipple 08-10-2010 04:39 PM

No! That's not what I meant. I didn't know on the NEC. Sorry about that. :o

mar225 08-10-2010 04:42 PM

That's Ok. But, can there be 2, please?

K.R.Galvin 08-30-2010 01:51 PM

Twilight stinks!

Lily09 08-30-2010 09:38 PM

Nothing that much related BUT:
I watchin TV at someplace, channel was Cookie Jar TV (for lil kids, don't ask why), Strawberry Shortcake was on and she was singing, "If I sparkled, if I sparkled, would I be beautiful?(opr something along that)" and I'm like, "If you sparkled, you would be Edward Cullen.. duh."

OOh... story idea!

Lily09 08-30-2010 09:49 PM

Check out: Why Twilight (and more) Shouldn't Exist, on the Newest stories page! By me!

mar225 08-31-2010 04:11 PM

Lily, I watch little-kid-shows, to! Well, only when I'm reeeeaaaallllly bored....

But anyways, I watch that show too, at times. But it's all about mush. I mean, it's about being nice and friendship and all that puke. Ugh!

Lily09 09-05-2010 06:54 PM

honestly, samehere, my bro and I watch Martha Speaks and asll that because we've watched EVERYTHING all ready.

AND for Straberry Shortcake, life isn't that easy. Friendship doesn't always last. Yes, it's MUSH! Puke!

GabiDi 09-05-2010 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by K.R.Galvin (Post 67380)
Twilight stinks!

HI KYLE! Did you just discover Writer's Block?

EmmaR 09-07-2010 09:27 PM

Yay! Kyle!

Lily09 09-14-2010 06:47 PM

OH mih gahd. Today, we were at recess, one of my friends, Jeanah, brought NEW MOON (teh book to school), my BFF(Best Friends FORNEVER, I would say that if I could, but to bad, I can't) she said, "TEAM EDWARD ROCKS!" Jeanah said, "TEAM JACOB SUCKS!" and I said, "TEAM EDWARD AND TEAM JACOB SUCK!" Jeanah and my BFF screamed "TWILIGHT ROCKS" and I said "TWILIGHT SUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSS" and they're like "NO THEY DON'T" I said, "You don't know good literature." My BFF said. "YOU don't know good literature." I replied, "Stephanie has no style in writing," My bff said "Wahtevah, oh and Stephanie Meyer said that if you write or make vampires that sparkle, she'll sue." And I said to her, "I don't think I or ANYONE that knows that Twilight is stupid would want to write about FAIRIES that are named EDWARD!" but at that point, I don't think she was listening.
Yup, some people can't face the fact that Twilight stinks.

Jean 09-14-2010 07:21 PM

Dang this know it all in my class carries twilight around even to the bathroom! Like its a trophy. Personally, I think she uses it to make look smarter (Cause its so big) but it really just makes her look stupid. TWILIGHT IS SO BORING! I readd it over a hundred times (Seriously ask my mom, mind you this was before I read the rest of the HP series) I can't believe all the time I wasted on it!

De-Ecrivian 09-17-2010 02:02 PM

So my friends and I saw a twilight poster in a classroom.
"He looks like a kid, she looks like she's on something, and he looks like he's as old as he's supposed to be."
"It's funny 'cause it's true!"
:D we love dissing twilight, it's like a hobby.

Jean 09-17-2010 04:20 PM

HAHA! THATS SO FUNNY! Whats stupid is people are saying Bellla's a bad rolemodel, do you think she is? I mean she is a bit obsessed with Edward and stuff. What do you think?

mar225 09-17-2010 04:43 PM

I agree! I mean, everyone on Twilight is a "bad role-model"! Basically:

1. Bella is so obsessed with Edward to point where it's absurd and crazy!!!
2. Edward is such a creep! I mean, he watches her when she sleeps! He's a stalker!!!
3. Jacob is just promoting guys to walk around shirtless and it's stupid! I mean, he's always wearing shorts and no shirt! It's idiotic and moronic!

Jean 09-17-2010 04:48 PM

I know plus Bella wants to do it before marriage, and she's just so weird! She gets married at 17, I mean that promotes teen marriage, which ends in divorce in most cases.

mar225 09-17-2010 05:15 PM

Ya! Wait, do you mean do it-do it?

Jean 09-17-2010 05:17 PM

Yeah, I've read the last book, she begs him, and at the end of the third. Its disgusting.

mar225 09-17-2010 05:22 PM

Ew! They shouldn't put that in there! My friend is reading the third one and she's younger than 11 (Even though she already knows ab out ikt)., Gross, will they put it in the movie?!

Jean 09-17-2010 05:28 PM

Hmm... I don't know, it depends how realistic it is, Alarge portion of the last book is about that.

De-Ecrivian 09-17-2010 09:46 PM

If there was a real Bella, I think she'd be in a psyciatric ward for her own safety. She's apparently emotionally unsound since she can't cope without Edward and so throws herself off of a cliff (I mean, is she trying for pain?) physically disabled, as she faints every two pages or something, and probably slightly mental since she just decides 'Oh, I think my boyfriend sparkles so he must be a vampire. Oooooh, I wanna be a sparkly vampire! I won't even consider that maybe I should see a doctor about all this weird stuff I'm seeing 'cause it's totally normal!' And to be blunt, the advertisements make her look like she's, ahem, on something.
Edward should suck it up and move away.
Jacob should grow up and get a life.

Lily09 09-18-2010 12:32 PM

Ok yall know what, I admit that James and Victoria were the only good ones, *see yah James! Thinks: Why'd you die in the first book* and Victoria was awesome up until Eclipse. Eclipse's Victoria stunk. And then there was Laurent. He stunk.

Go back to where Edward was telling Bella he was leaving, and she started to call his name.
That part sucked. It stunk. The acting was horrible.

Twilight Saga stunk.

Jean 09-18-2010 12:45 PM

Yeah, Bella has some serious mental problems, Charlie was right, she needs to see a shrink! (see second book)

HappyWithADashOfBlue 09-18-2010 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Jean (Post 70233)
Yeah, Bella has some serious mental problems, Charlie was right, she needs to see a shrink! (see second book)

Ha, I could agree with that! I went to see Vampires Suck yesterday! It was good, but too serious at parts. :( But I went as ... A Team GIR fan!

GabiDi 09-18-2010 05:56 PM

Heeheee..... .

Lily09 09-19-2010 10:16 PM

I Got Nightlight! MWAHAHAHAHA
I Just Got Nightlight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is It Goood????

GabiDi 09-19-2010 10:24 PM

Dunno.....wait, is that the one with Edgar and Stella??? (:D:p)

Lily09 09-19-2010 10:25 PM

No, it's Edwart and Belle Goose.

mar225 09-19-2010 10:25 PM

2 De-Ecrivan: I totally agree! She would be put in an asylum if she was a real girl! She's got serious issues! And she's OBSESSED with him!

GabiDi 09-20-2010 07:16 PM

She is obsessed...ugh. Ewww....

Sophia-Rae 11-01-2010 06:51 PM

I totally I agree with you guys!

GabiDi 11-01-2010 08:10 PM


Sandy 12-16-2010 07:43 AM

Hi.. I'm an intense Twilight hater, and I'm pretty sure I belong to Team Anti(-Twilight). I have prepared some analogies! :D
Twilight is to Literature as YouTube Poop is to Youtube. Only, YouTube Poop is cooler.
Actually, that's the only one I could think of. :confused:
I suddenly feel awfully random...

Jean 12-16-2010 04:20 PM

I don't know, I like it... Kinda, but I agree with all y'all!

Lily09 12-25-2010 11:07 PM

I'm Team Death Eaters O.o

Nightwalker 01-03-2011 06:35 AM

Twilight = The most stupid, idiotic, psycopathic, annoying, evil story ever. I want it to die, but can't figure out how to kill a book...

GabiDi 01-03-2011 07:47 PM


Originally Posted by Lily09 (Post 77255)
I'm Team Death Eaters O.o

Congrats! :D

Lily09 01-03-2011 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by GabiDi (Post 79336)
Congrats! :D

Why, Thank you! ^__^

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