WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO PRESS MY BERSERK BUTTONS?! e_e

Stop it.

Stop it right now.

I'm serious. I feel like the Hulk right now. Do you WANT to make me mad? Do you, REALLY? I don't think you do. I sincerely hope that's not your goal.

Everywhere I go, everyone's stepping on my toes, and none of them seem to give a care that it hurts.

ohfudgetvtropes

I don't think I've done it, but… I care that it's upsetting you. D:
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Buahahahaaa, yes, Tredom, TV Tropes. XD I blame you for introducing me to that fantastical site. Thank you, really, I haven't laughed so much in months. X'D

Anyway.

._. No, it's definitely not you, don't worry. You're one of the few people (both on and off KP) that haven't royally ticked me off in the past couple of months.

I'm sorry/you're welcome. xD Haha, it's epik… So is the Evil Overlord List.

*is very glad I haven't ticked you off* Sorry you're in a bad mood, though… :/
/handstacoofunstressedness

. . . . . .

We haven't spoken in three and a half months...and now you're back? Do you know how much PAIN you have put me through? For years I was always there for you. When your boyfriend dumped you, who was there with a shoulder for you to cry on? Me. Who told you not to go back to that cheating ex? Me. But you did the opposite. You went back to him. So when you lose your virginity and get pregnant...I won't be there.
You think you are so cool now, don't you? You wear dresses with your boobs half out, taking pictures and putting them online so guys will hit you up. No. That just screams, "I'M EASY!", and when rumors are started about you, a lot of people are going to think they're true because you have changed. You have gone from this sweet girl to this...I don't even know.
You ditched me for the highschoolers, and then you randomly call me up. Thank God I was at a friend's house because just hearing your voice would've made me want to punch you in the face. I knew you would come crawling back, and at the time I thought I would be your friend again and we would start off where we left off...but now I know that didn't happen. I've moved on. I don't need you anymore. I don't want to be the carpet you walk all over, and I don't want to be the friend you run to when you need something.

In fact...I don't want to be your friend at all.

Why am I all of the sudden listening to all these 1990s-2000s hard rock and metal songs? (Also AC/DC, but that's older rock.)

Because. Most of those songs are angry.

And I'm angry.

e__e

The alternative is going outside and bashing rocks with a hammer. Since I doubt that's very safe, I'm going to stick with listening to Everclear and Green Day and My Chemical Romance and Three Days Grace and Blink 182 and a bunch of other bands I usually don't listen to or have never listened to before.

....That awkward moment when you're wearing headphones and the music is up so loud that you don't even notice the phone is ringing until the song ends and you hear this voice talking to the answering machine and you're like... "What? Who's that? Is there someone in my house?! ... OH, no, that's just the phone. Wow. Idiot."

I keep wondering what it'd be like if I liked someone who liked me back. If I could wake up in the morning and think to myself, I have someone there for me, someone I have feelings for, someone who cares about me, besides my friends. I know I'm a difficult person, but it doesn't seem fair. Will anyone care for me before I learn to plaster makeup on my face and change myself completely?

Stay away from her. And if you do see her, throw dignity out the window and shout what you really think of her.

Don't feel like you have to support her because you were friends once. If she ditched you, then you owe her nothing. It's always horrible when people change for the worse, but you are allowed to ignore her if you want.

Ooh, look, a post that describe me and my (nonexistent) love life perfectly. :3

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^me right now