My teachers made a list and told us all we needed was a 2 inch, 3 ring binder. So I show up to school, and they try to tell us we need a 1-inch binder for every class. >.< But I have a light blue 2 inch one with inside pockets. I bought these little tab things with pockets to use as folders and organize. :D

Oh, yeah, those. Those are fun.

My math teacher is epic. So is my english teacher. In math we busted a commercial for five hour energy (actually, only 41 percent of the doctors they asked reccomended it) and in english we had this conversation:

Teacher: So, for summer reading you were assigned Walk Two Moons. What did you think of it?

Girl: *raises hand* I didn't like it.

Teacher: *puts fingers in a V on his forehead* Look, and see the angry eyebrows. If I look like this, you did something wrong. Even if I smile, do not believe me. Trust the eybrows. What will you believe with a dog, the wagging tale or the biting teeth? The biting teeth, of course. If the dog has biting teeth around where his tale is, he's a monster. Get the hell out of there.

SALAMANCA FTW 8D
And kissing trees xD

I kiss trees. :3

I attempted. But it was crawling with ants.
And one terrible time after a rainstorm, I climbed a free again. Feeling something cold and slimy, I saw that it was infested with slugs.
*pukes*

Your teachers FTW. XD

http://www.kidpub.com/story/help-747...comment-295506 *le facepalm*

*headdesk* Jesus Christ, Maxi.

Dear Lord...

I thought he'd have known.