/pours-coffee-out-of-ear-and-drinks-it. :cool:

That has my earwax in it! Also, you are using my smiley. :cool: I'm very possessive of that smiley.

You can't just claim a smiley yours. Max accused me of laughing at him a long time ago when using this smiley.
Don't you know I have an impurity-filter in my throat? I regurgitate your earwax.

Impurity filter? Oh, you mean the pipe I contaminated so it gives you arsenic?

No, the one I was born with.

So what's that pipe I plugged in that feeds you arsenic doing? Oops.

I took it out.

It was funny while it lasted...

/checks-innards.
Unharmed :cool:

*checks brain*

NOPE! Arsenic has no effect on the brain...but you'd be fine anyway. You appear to be lacking one.