Nope. I win.

Eh... Fail. I wins!

Don't you get sick of yelling "I WIN I PWN ALL OF YOUR FACES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"? It irritates me.

Because everyone knows that I win.

I WIN I PWN ALL OF YOUR FACES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

SEE?? You can't resist the temptation!! HAHAHAHA I WIN I RULE YOU LOSE YOU DROOL!!!

Bypassing the philosophical argument, let's get to the purpose of this post: I AM WINNING!

Nooo you isn't.

I is winning.

I WIN I PWN ALL OF YOUR FACES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Oh no... it IS tempting...

You pwn all of our faces...?
Right-o...

I win, anyways. Have fun losing there, losers...

Not my original words I assure you. Mine would go something like, "AHHAHAHA~! I AM AN IMMORTAL ELFIN WARRIOR~!"

See the difference?

i love it when i win and guess what I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly. You lose, I win.