But why isn't your head landing on a bunch of different keys, nearby the z key? Is your head smaller than the z key?!

Can't you figure it out? My head put more weight on the Z key than anything else. You can land on a key without making it go "aaaaaa" or whatever.

Don't act like we're children, we already knew that!

Even if you aren't a child, you don't know if we are ugly crazy middle-aged peoples.

Finally back everyone. I know you missed me.

Good, I missed you, but you came at a bad time because I'll be gone in a few minutes

Hello everyone!

I'm finally back. Guess what we went out for!

Jelly beans?

Kitties! No, we went out for donuts. My parents just wanted them suddenly so now I'm sugared up :)