I ban Luna because she isn't online at the moment

I ban Norah because she is online at the moment.

(I'm new, so I don't really know many KP people at the moment, so I'll use the names the forum uses)
I ban melanberry because she pushed my brother off the cliff.

Excuse me?!
(Don't worry, I'm not that offended. Also, you can either call me Lila or melanberry, because I don't necessarily want people knowing my real name.)

I ban Kaitlyn for banning me for her brother, who probably tripped off a cliff.

You're so mean... (I'm not actually offended)
I ban Lila for banning me for blaming her for my brother falling off the cliff (which he didn't, my uncle did).

Wait, you're kidding about your uncle, right?
If he really did, I'm sorry.

I ban Kaitlyn for not being offended by me.

I am kidding, but thanks.

I ban Lila for believing me about my uncle.

I'm a really gullible person. Honestly, my friends have been tricking me since, I don't know, second grade?

I ban Kaitlyn for being new.

I'm sorry to hear that!

I ban Lila for cleaning her room.

??
I am such a messy person, I think someone could get lost in my room (jk, but my desk is a mess.)

I ban Kaitlyn for seeing my room.