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Mistborn 03-26-2012 08:50 PM

Corrupt A Wish Game
I saw this on another website, and it was fun, so here it is.

You write wish: I wish I was a millionare.
The next poster: Granted, but all the money burns to ashes. I wish to be a rock star.

Grant the wish, but make it so it's pointless or makes something bad happen. Then, post your wish. Got it?

I'll start: I wish I could have a pet unicorn.

L.S.Trendom 03-26-2012 08:54 PM

There's already one of these threads. :p

Granted. It gores you and your family, then stomps on your heart.

I wish there were three threads like this. XD

Cinnamon 03-26-2012 09:35 PM

Granted. The third thread is in a foreign language. No one knows what the heck it is saying. It gains a mind of its own. It hacks into Kidpub and takes down the other two threads.

I wish I would just SLEEP ALREADY.

L.S.Trendom 03-26-2012 09:47 PM

Granted. You never wake up, and you wallow in nightmares for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was made of awesomeness and stardust and sparkles and diamond dust and epikness.

Cinnamon 03-26-2012 10:49 PM

Granted. Some Twi-Haters mistaken you sparkliness for Edward Cullen. Congrats, you are a sparkly pansy with PMS.

I wish I would sleep.

L.S.Trendom 03-26-2012 10:53 PM

Granted. You sleep for three seconds then wake up.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated today.

MandM 03-27-2012 10:14 PM

Granted. You can't relax no matter what.
I wish there was a Tintin/Doctor Who/Prof.Layton cross-over movie, 'cuz that'd be EPYK.

L.S.Trendom 03-27-2012 10:25 PM

Granted. It fails so badly you gouge out your eyes.

I wish I could survive without eating and had no desire to eat.

AlgebraAddict 03-27-2012 10:26 PM

Granted. You live in a dungeon and die of boredom.

I wish I could read Hunger Games.

nngo 03-27-2012 10:27 PM

Granted. You hate it. (You won't.)

I wish I could sail a boat.

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