I only have to do the reading list... I missed the orientation so I didn't have to do the essay, but I finished my writing sample. :P I'm reading Jane Eyre right now... ;_; can't stop crying...

If he likes One Direction, he's probably gay.
Maybe you're the beard.

Eww... :^I I'd probably be like, "Dude... I like you back and everything, but that's creepy."
I have a lot of friends who have guys on their phones that go all weird at night. XD

Go stereotypes... :rolleyes:

I know a guy like that. He's nine, and sweet, and clingy. My mom once told me that maybe I could marry him. I hit him over the head with an encyclopedia.

Thinking about marriage already?
I just love camp-sleepovers. It's one, the others are watching TV, and I'm on Kidpub. Thank god that this club has wi-fi.
VAMPIRE MONEY FTW!

Crap...

I'm leaving to camp on Sunday with my best friend. At camp we get to do go-karts, which is great. It's girls vs. boys, and there are two people in each car, which switch after the first three laps. My best friend is really great, and expects me to go with her. But there are two problems. First, she weighs a lot more than me and I know that if we go too fast we will tip. And I like to go as fast as possible, wheras she's more sensible regarding speed. I'd love to go with the girl I went with last year, Abbie, but I don't want to offend my friend. It would be nice if my sister could go with her, but I don't know how to introduce the idea without really offending her. Ideas?

I tend to make people offended...
Well, you can discuss matters in this very sensible and technical way. Discuss how to defeat the boys and tell her the ratio of her weight and yours is large. Or that you weigh too little and have to go fast.

You might be able to just tell her that you have, like, different racing styles and you want to drive recklessly fast. xD

^-^ I will probably do that.

Ahem. WHY IS MY FAMILY SO MESSED UP D: