Originally Posted by rebecca
(Post 414902)
To cheer everyone up, here is my list of hatreds as copied and pasted from my 'bio' (hate this error, but I must make it), which will certainly make good reading.
Dislikes...no, they're hatreds, remember, so - Hatreds:
Morons, except when we are communicating in Welsh, when they are okay.
Americanisms, which goes without saying.
Stupid post-this-crap-to-your-bio-if-you-agree. Specifiy whether you mean biology, biography or some other thing, and I will still ignore you.
People, except those who are vaguely interesting and/or fictional.
Liars, aside from myself
People who are cleverer than me.
Whoever respresents the Republican party in America.
Boring people, such as teachers, politicians, the majority of arsonists.
Murderers. They really get me paranoid.
Vermin, both human and animal parasites.
People who get facts about tigers incorrect
Fans of Twilight
Twilight
The majority of arsonists
Terrorists.
Disney lovers
Disney
Psychopaths, excluding sociopaths, who technically are the same but I have a new definition
That person weilding a hammer, except when they want to kill me
Badly written films, except Pirates of the Carribean which is strangely likable
People who miss the point of the Hulk
People who use incorrect grammar on any given occasion
People who never finish their sent- ooh, shiny!
You, yes you, unless I specify otherwise
Love
Carbon Monoxide
Incorrect facts
Incorrect FACTS
INCORRECT FACTS
Too many capital letters
Rants from anyone who is an idiot
Arsenic
The United States of America - don't be offended people, it isn't personal. Well, actually it is, but that is besides the point.
Perverts
People who believe in horoscopes, it's really gullible and childish of you, so stop it now
Stereotypes
Types of stereo
Physics of any description - especially if it is a waste of money/brain space (ie, the fact Earth goes around Sun)
Pyschics of any description - I know you are good actors, but stop conning people and go into proper theatre
Holidays
Different time zones - I get annoyed and want all my hours back to the right levels
Anything beginning with i, except igloo, the word ignoramus and invisibility cakes, here I mean all the iCrap Apple makes.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreeeed
People who were sad enough to read all the way to the bottom (well, maybe I like you, but this had to go here, because of logic!)
Logic, tis too hard. Also it is expected of my what with my Asperger's
IQ tests. Intelligence cannot be measured like that.
Facists - like the man who invented IQ tests
Nazis
Dictators
People who misunderstand Communism and are dictators
Dictators
Madagascar (the film franchise)
Shrek 834754398589358439
Arthur Conan Doyle, for being gullible about those paper fairies
Drug dealers
People who rant for too long, except myself.
Spring, the name irritates me.
Summer, I'm allergic to pollen
Autumn, it's dull
Winter, too rainy
Pickaxes
The end of the world idiocy
People who don't like Nigahiga
People who are without imaginary friends
People who believe their imaginary friends are real
People who do what their imaginary friends tell them to
People who start their sentences in the exact same way every single time
Dinosaurs, for not being here when I wanted them
Society, for being so moronic, dull, discriminatory, rude, and complex.
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