It's 5:07 here.

omg see i would skype you guise and maxi we could watch SPN while skyping
but i cant

why can't you? D:

I think I would freak out if I talked to any of you face to face. I once chatted with Chelsea through video chat and we spent 90% of the time typing :P

YAY CHARLOTTE. /dumps-truckload-of-chocolate-frogs.

Leave me alone. You think you're so great. You're not coach. You're not even a good player! Get stuffed and leave me alone. You think you can take everything away from me? Make me beg on my knees for you to give me back everything you've taken? Let you gain what I've got? No. Just no. Think your so cool because you swear like a trooper? Think the boys like you because you wear shorts that show your but when you sit down? Think your great at everything sporty? You're wrong. You think I'm too much of a goody-goody to insult you? Think I'm not going to fight back, verbally or physically? Think that I can't see the truth? Think again, bitch.

I can Skype during the day, not at night or else my parents will be like SLEEEPPP LILY WHO IS THAT STRANGER WHAT WUT

I imagined you awakening from the dead, a fossil or something reaching up 1284948359095274 years later and croaking, "FINALLY! I'm free!"

I Skype with DragonRider but only when my parents aren't home and I have Gabi's and LST's number and I've added a few KPers on Facebook.

Um.
Pluzzle.
Okay, Lily is one of my best friends on KidPub. She HAS been through what were feeling, trust me. I've had to talk her out of attempting things, please do not assume things about her.

Exactly. You're grounded for 1284948359095273 years, so you're ungrounded 1284948359095274 years later.
It's similar to Instagram, except you don't need a whole new app to chat on.

and i never will

I think so :O But yeah, my parents would probably hear too and freak out :\ Then again, half the time they're not home XD

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You're outnumbered in your reasoning. :D

i realized this was a bit ambiguous, so what i mean is: i never will publish a bestseller, get a scholarship to my dream college, meet my soulmate (oh dear god i feel sorry for whomever that is if i ever meet them), meet chris colfer, and i don't even think they give out awards for being fucking amazing. there's kind of no point to my life. okay, that's a lie-- there's no 'kind of' in that, there's really just no point to my life.
...by two, if i count both you and the cat?

By me, MaryElizabeth, Pokey, Sophie, LST, the cat, and countless others. :cool:

Everything will work out if you just believe. CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heather, you are an amazing person, and you will succeed in life. You are so freaking amazing, you beat the scale, (1-5, rated 1 bajillion), and you are flawed, but everyone is!
When we are this age, we feel that there isn't a point to our lives, but there is... As Hugo Cabret said: the world is like a machine, and we all have our purpose, and there aren't any spares...

RE parents freaking out: lulz I don't think my parents know about KP, I really really hope they forgot and if they ask I'll just say I don't really go on it anymore, my membership expired, I moved onto other sites, something like that :p
Stay on KP… you need friends and it sounds like there are a lot of b**ches, and the people on here are great and they'll support you.
*hugs*

Don't doubt yourself, you're amazing and a great author. And you seem to be better at algebra than me :p Your soulmate, I think, is very lucky (unless you meet Chris Colfer), because you're really great. And if there was an award for being f***ing amazing you'd get one. There is a point to your life. Loving people and being loved back and being amazing.

WELL SORRY WORLD I AIN'T BEING A PART OF YOUR MACHINE I'M BREAKING THE HELL OUT
*realises that might sound suicidal*
…AND GOING TO PIGFARTS

...eh, i'm an okay author. i'm better at algebra than most people because i love it. my soulmate is f*cked because s/he'll have to put up with my antics for a helluva long time, and if we do ever meet, i'll probably just tell them to forget about me and find someone else. even if they're not soulmates, the other person's gotta be better than me. well. thanks, but i don't think so. i fail at all parts of those points-- i kinda hate everyone, and if i did ever love someone they'd never love me back, and i'm not amazing at all.

nice save. xD

'okay author' is way better than a lot of people. Good at algebra = good at part of academics, at least (plus there's English) = better chance for scholarship. So what if they will? They'll love you in spite of that. Maybe they'll hurt, too, and you'll have to help them just as much in return. You're pretty damn awesome, so, idk.
I think they definitely could love you back.
lolnope you are amazing.

it was meant to sound like punk/rebellious xD

The people at my school take idiocy to the next level.
/multipleheaddesks

If you say so. ..... *has nothing to say to that*
I don't think so.
doubtful...

that was obvious
tell me about it

*bursts out laughing* That made my day! PIGFARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

that awkward moment when you literally like misplace AN ENTIRE YEAR OF YOUR MEMORY in your mind
like early today I was wondering when I took the ACT, last time.
And I thought maybe it was October, 2011, but then I thought no, that was the year I joined KP, and I took the ACT like a year after that.

………

You do realize this is the EVT, right?

Yes, but it's a vent in the form of an awkward moment :p
I debate which thread to put it on, lol, then I decided to put it here because of angst/fear.

Oh, well then...

At least everyone has to approve their friend requests...:p

Hehe, my dad does that too...aside from the swearing. He usually chastises me for not being able to complete something I've promised to do, even though he was the main obstacle.

We're in the same boat...because idiots are everywhere...

*rubs temples* >_< My head hurts from all the ridiculousness. Seriously.

I'm sick of all the indecency, the vulgarity, the selfishness, the bigotry, and the general idiocy of humans. The few that do not possess the aforementioned qualities are often either hard to come by, or are poisoned by the influence of those who do posses those qualities. And I'm downright sick of it.

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!
OTL

I can't talk anymore--I'll just make everything worse.

Too many are among us.

You're not making anything worse, Max. <:^J Please don't take things so personally.

I'm angry right now. At myself. (Mainly at the general population, though. e_e) I'm not angry with you right now. Not at all. Please don't think this is your fault. Because it's not.

No, Ash, be honest. I do mess things up. Could you do a favour and tell me a time when I mess things up? :) Please?

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You need to take THIS approach. :D
(*hopes that shows up*)

Oh you beautiful person. :D

Your argument is invalid. o__o
Farnsworth contradicts himself. :D

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*also hopes that shows up*

(*bows*)
I try. :)

I wanted to bring some happiness to the emotional thread. XD
I was originally going to vent about my maybe-crush but then I remembered that I have no idea what to say. .____.

I think it's, like, day four right now.

(*begins journal*)

Day Four: the target has just transferred to my school, and may have some idea that I like him. I think he likes my hair. Maybe. I'm the only one who talks to him. ;_;

I AM being honest.

Everyone messes up stuff every now and then. No one messes up everything all the time, nor is anyone perfect. Tonight, you did not mess anything up. Okay? <:^)

I never noticed the skull in the background before... o_O XD

I still wish I could post the "your argument is invalid" with the fish that's inside an uncooked chicken with an unlit cigarette in its mouth... it's the ultimate conversation ender. XD XD

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