I ban Meerkat for having musical notes in her sig.

I ban LST for being epictasticalwombatnarwhal.

I ban Heather for saying narwhal through text, which cannot quite—generally—imply the tone of utter awe that such a word deserves.

I ban LST for not being a narwhal.

I ban Mistborn for not knowing that I was, at one point.

I ban LST for having the word 'cruel' in his sig.

I ban Heather for having 'HEDGEHOG' in her sig.

I ban LST because it's not HEDGEHOG, it's HEDGEBAT. :3

I ban Heather because I assumed something ;-;

I ban LST for assuming.