I ban otaku for not knowing what I wanted to be invited to, which was the annoying Sherlock thingy.

I ban cheezemziez for having her reply on a different page from that post so that it was out of context for me.

I ban otaku for using fancy words.

I ban cheezemziez for thinking that those are fancy words.

I ban otaku for not thinking that they're fancy words.

I ban cheezemziez, because defenestrate is a fancy word and those are not.

I ban otaku for knowing of defenestration.

I ban cheezemziez for not knowing that LST taught me of defenestration.

I ban otaku for not being defenestrated.

I ban otaku because I did know that.