I ban DR for ninja-ing me, and for disappearing earlier.

I ban cheeze for not knowing my internet died.

I ban DR because I can't really defenestrate myself from my bed to the window at a diagonal angle to my left, a little behind, and below me.

I ban otaku for providing enough information for me to rob your house, if I knew the address.

I ban cheeze for ninja-ing me.

I ban DR for posting before I could reply to cheezemziez's post,

I ban otaku for ending the post with a comma, even though I do it too.

I ban cheezmziez for pointing that out, and thinking that she coulde get my address out of me.

I ban otaku for saying 'blame'.

I ban DR because she replies so fast it's hard to keep track of what thread I'm on and making me feel the need to go back and edit that.