I ban Jesse for not saying Siriusly.

I ban cheeze for not telling us whether Tiresomehoopla is a girl or a boy.
On KP, it's usually better to assume the person in question is female. You will be right 90% of the time.

I ban DR for discriminating against the male gender.

Kind of.

I ban cheeze for thinking I am discriminating.
It's just that the majority of KP members are girls.

I ban DR for defending her actions.

I ban cheeze for having less than 2,000 posts.

I ban DR because I am trying!

I ban cheeze for also defending her actions.

I ban DR because I wasn't defending my actions.