I ban LST because why would I know where he lives?

I ban SilverMoon because ARGO II. It could like trace my IP address or something.

I ban LST because I'm in the middle of sneaking onto the Argo II. Shhh!

I ban SilverMoon for telling me to be quiet.

I ban MaggieMay because I don't like Mondays.

I ban SilverMoon for my aunts broken bone.

I ban DR for forgetting the possessive apostrophe in 'aunt's.'

i ban you because youre a bandit

I ban Tiresomehoopla for referring to me as 'you,' for neglecting the contracting apostrophe in 'you're,' and for forgetting to have proper capitalization as well as punctuation.

I ban Heather for being a Grammar Nazi/ Dalek.