I ban Meerkat because she (is that right? *derp*) doesn't know where I live.

I ban Owen-L for not knowing that I'm a girl.

I ban meerkat because I want to.

I ban Owen for not using proper capitalization technique when banning Meerkat.

I ban HeatherB for pointing that out, therefore killing me.

I ban Owen because I actually have not killed him, as evidenced by his posting on this thread.

I ban HeatherB for not thinking with my logic.

I ban Owen for using logic.

I ban CAC for banning me because I used logic.

I ban Owen for using the B-A-N word twice.