I ban DR for having more posts than me.

I ban Owen for having more posts than me.

I ban cheeze for her awesome sig.

I ban DR because I'm tired and I feel like banning people.

I ban Owen for only replying now.

I ban DR for possibly starting a ban war.

I ban Owen because I can't. I need to finish my homework.

I ban DragonWriter because I don't want to ban her because she said I'm epyk.

I ban DR because I was looking forward to a ban war. >_<'

Does this mean I automatically win? :D

I ban Owen because the war may still happen.
Nope.