I ban Keegan for making me realize I said "blame" instead of "ban". *facepalm*

I ban CT for daring to make a typo.

I ban LST for liking Sherlock, even though that is not a reasonable reason whatsoever to ban someone.

I ban CT for having a reasonably unreasonable reason to ban me.

I ban LST for using "reason" in three different words.

I ban Eric for unreasonably banning me with a 'reason' regarding the reasonability of using 'reason' in three different, quite reasonable words.

I ban LST, and reject his reason for making my reason seem completely reasonably unreasonable for his banning of the reason of reasonably unreasonableness, therefore making my rejection acceptionally rejectedly rejectable.

I ban Eric for making me go cross-eyed. :B

I ban Chelsea for using :B instead of : P

I ban MBelle for not realising that I was meant to use :B instead of :P for a reason.