I ban Mistborn for caring enough to post on this thread.

I ban LST for saying I'm too nice.

I ban Mistborn for reading my post.

I ban LST because I said so.

I ban Mistborn because had a poor reason to ban LST

I ban Dubloon because he faulted my epik reasoning.

I ban Mistborn for eating my banana cream pie yesterday.

I ban Leloo for (possibly?) misspelling 'créme'.

I ban LST for using an English spelling of cream.

I ban MistBorn for having an epic signature! :^)

I ban Mistborn for not knowing it's like the French spelling.

I ban LST for not knowing that my real name is French.

I ban Mistborn for not knowing that I know and think it's epik.

I ban LST for not knowing what it's like to have a name with 14 different pronounciations on record.

I ban Mistborn for having an epik name with so many pronunciations.

I ban LST for thinking my real name is epik.

I ban Mistborn for seeming doubtful of its epikness.

I ban LST for being so insanely epik.

I ban Chelsea for wanting hugs given to her sanity.

I ban LST for not having a girlfriend made out of chocolate.

I ban Nngo for reminding me of an Axe commercial on about two years ago.

I ban CT for having a long username.

I ban LST for sneaking ice cream from the teacher's lounge.

I ban nngo for having a vowel in her username. *facepalm* XD

I ban nngo for eating my chocolate girlfriend XD

I ban MaryElizabeth for being a hypocrite, having 5 vowels in her name.

I ban LST for having periods in his username.

I ban GA for having a username that gives me an epik mental image, of an ocean of shadows.

Shut up. XD

I ban MaryElizabeth for telling me to shut up when I haven't opened my mouth. XD
*Dang, I just started singing along with a song…*

I ban LST for showing me up. :p :D

I ban MaryElizabeth for saving the bunny unintentionally.

I ban ME for not fixing that by time travelling and poking me in the eye with a marshmallow, so I'd be on the ground, writhing in pain instead.

I ban nngo for having sixty posts less than the daily word count for NaNoWriMo.

I ban LST for no reason at all :D

I ban Lauren for not having a towel with the number 42 on it. *deathstares*

I ban Camikat for stealing Mad Hatter's hat.

I ban Lauren for not taking me to the 16th century with her. *points to location*

I ban camikat for not inviting me to go with her.

I ban Mistborn for dressing up as a banana and clucking around like a chicken, which is illegal. ;)

I ban chels for eating turkey that has been dipped in the juice of a wet mitten. :cool:

I ban AA for banning Chels.