I ban LST for making a bunch of faces.

I ban nngo for not buying them when I advertised them with a salesman from the 90s. (1590s :D)

I ban LST for somehow managing to advertise them in the 1590s.

I ban nngo for thinking I advertised then.

I ban LST for being so confusing in banning me.

I ban nngo for not using any smileys.

I ban LST for secretly selling secrets to the smileys.

I ban nngo for libelling me D:

I ban LST for denying the cold truth. :)

I ban nngo for allying herself with :).

I ban LST for using :) in his sentence.

I ban nngo for even mentioning the cause of generation nothing, which is in her signature.

I ban the Moon Waked Wolf for having a signature.

I ban Mistborn for spacing out TMWW's name.

I ban LST for not being rickrolled lately.

I ban nngo for not singing Never Gonna Give You Up each day.

I ban LST for making me think of it.

I ban nngo for making me lose the Game.

I ban Chelsea for mentioning The Game.

I ban LST typing the words, "the Game". b(^.^)b

I ban Chelsea for having headphones in that emoticon.

I ban LST for having rickrolled someone.

I ban nngo for making that bannable.

I ban LST for having a KP account, then using it to post stuff for the world to see.

I ban Mina Mongoose for having an awesome animal in her username.

I ban camikat for posting a short story.

I ban LST for banning Cami for posting her awesome short stories.

I ban Moogle for not specifically banning my toenail.

I ban Moogle for banning LST for banning Camikat for posting awesome short stories xD

I ban Lauren for not being banned yet today.

I ban LST for liking Gerard Way with red hair. BLACK FTW.

I ban Lauren for implying that Gerard Way's red hair isn't awesome.

I ban LST for making me say the wrong thing. It was supposed to come out as 'I ban LST for liking Gerard Way's red hair more than black hair'

I ban Lauren for blaming me when she should blame Edward Cullen.

I ban LST for possessing my father to make me put the dishes in the sink xD There's a looooooootttttt of dishes.

I ban Lauren for not having a robot to do that. D:

I ban LST...for banning me

I ban Lauren for accepting that banning and not hitting the supervisor, :), in the face with a frying pan to protest.

I ban LST for being overly violent for a kids site.

I ban Mistborn for thinking that's overly violent.