I ban LST because he found a loophole.

I ban lvhamsters because I don't think I did.

I ban LST because he didn't think.

I ban lvhamsters for thinking of a reason.

I ban LST because I'm running out of reasons.

I ban lvhamsters because 42.

I ban LST because I'm incredibly confused.

I ban lvhamsters because I made a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I ban LST because . . . because . . . just 'cause I feel like it!

I ban lvhamsters for feeling like banning me.

I ban LST for banning me because he just wanted to ban me when he really didn't have to ban me but he still did so therefore i'll have to ban him if he bans me again and it could go on forever but for now I'll just ban you. ^^

I ban lvhamsters because I haven't eaten in all of 2013 thus far.

I ban LST because I haven't either :O

I ban lvhamsters because I've never eaten a lollipop with a whole scorpion in it. o.o

I ban LST because he hasn't done the above :O Everyone must have that life experience!

I ban lvhamsters because it sounds painful Dx

I ban LST because it was alive, too :O

I ban lvhamsters because she had a lollipop with a scorpion in it?! :O

I ban LST because I agree with him and because his new signature is epic.

I ban Heather because this thread isn't the best for thanking people.

I ban LST because I really don't care. :p

I ban Heather because thank you :p

I ban LST because once again, he's a hypocrite for the thank you-ness. :D

I ban lvhamsters because my brain is MY BRAIN and no one else should be in my brain xD

I ban Moogle for saying 'brain' instead of 'encephalon'.

I ban LST for knowing such a strange synonym for 'brain'

I ban Moogle for having a name that reminds me of a cow with a bell on it's tail :D

I ban Laura for using an emoticon in her post.

I ban Camikat for eating my unicorn fluff.

I ban Jenny for framing meh. D:

I ban Camikat for accusing me of framing her. (Not true btw :O)

I ban Jenny for having a "c" in her username.

I ban C.T. because actually Jenny has a C in her username, not a "c".

I ban Hedgebat because I don't know whether to call her Hedgebat or Heather.

I ban Camikat for having lyrics in her sig.

I ban LST for having The Game in his sig.

i ban heather for not being a meerkat.

I ban Meerkat for having four evil smilies in her signature. D:

I ban CT because I have no reason to ban her and that in itsself is a stupid enough reason.

I ban Moogle for using a word with two "s"s in a row.