I saw like a foot and half long pen at walmart… Ooh, and they'd have Duct Tape.

What are they going to do? Burn me at a stake? Then I won't write again...

Oh yeah! Like those giant plastic ones....I have a giant pencil somewhere...that I got at Disney Land...at least...I think so?!

Uh… Hypnotize you? Burn down the publisher?

Oh Britney Spears...

Hypnotize me with duct tape, giant pens, torches and pitch forks....yeah. That'll work. But go ahead and burn down the publisher. I'd be happy about that.

If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river, at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song...

I never said they'd be used to hypnotize you… Must think of a hypnotizing thing…

Plan:
1. Try to convince Kiwara to write(without angry mob).
If that fails:
2. Angry mob tries to convince her.
If that fails:
3. Hypnotism.
4. Steal the publisher's books then burn them down.
5. Take over the world.
6. Give Kiwara her own country that's about fifty square feet.
7. Threaten war unless she writes.


:p

Yeah! I gots a country!

Nice plan, but that won't work...except for the stealing of the publishers books..that might convince me...

What about… uh… making a really large "statue" of one of your characters(preferably a pyromaniac) that's actually a robot thing with flame throwers?