haaaahahahhahahahahhhaaha no

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha yeah...

hahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaa I really shouldn't use that laughing gas....

hahahhahahhahahahahhhahahahhahaahahheehehehh i win

haaaaheehahahee stupi- haha d hehe laugh- hahahah ing hahaha gasaaaaahhhaaahaaahaaahaa i hahehe win hehe

*flicks through freakishly heavy physics textbook feverishly, eyes scanning the pages*

*throws book across the room suddenly and screams*

Tis not a law of physics!!!!!! YOU MADE ME LOOK FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!

But *pulls on spectacles and looks important*, there IS one that says that I always win......
so therefore I winning.

52 pages!!!! INSANITY! I win. :)

sorry i win

*chucks math book at Lauren* And there's an equation that says I WIN!

*catches textbook and scans through*

aha! I found it! Now let's just rearrange this to my advantage...

X squared + the square root of negative sine45 over cosine94 - alpha(pi) + negative X to the power of (sine22 over the square root of 2X-88X(cubed) to the power of tan(9-infinity)) - (CALLA WINS(squared)) + 1/2k (when k is constant and > (square root of x+sine45X)) + cosine8x10 to the power of 19, all over (xsquared + sine4)(88xcubed - k) = LAUREN WINS!!!!!!

sorry your wrong it = jack wins

AUGH!!!! *snatches book back and scribbles over Laurens calculations* You got it alllllllllllll wrong doofical.... I always win.... *rewrites equation* *shows Laurel* Sees? I win.

I don't understand....you see, if I am the latest poster(which I am) and I am winning (which I am) how can you be winning unless you are lying to yourself(which you are)?:confused::confused::p:p

*bops Shayok on the head with her book* Nopey nope! I always win mister!

hehehehehe that's a good joke.

I always win.

No, I always win. See? I'm winning right now bucko...

That had bad grammar because of the following reasons:
1. I'm winning right now bucko....
EXHIBIT A: *gasp gasp* There should be a comma after the word now.
2. ...right now bucko...
EXHIBIT B*oh my gasp gasp* Bucko is not a word, indicated by the red squiggly line underneath.

AAH wat the heck! Who cares about that stuff?? THe point is that I WIN!!!

No I win! Ha ha ha ha! Yee hee! GOOD bYe NoW.

FINE. Let's NOT use equations (mine was right, btw >:P) and instead use physical violence.
*pulls out enormous pile of textbooks and throws them at everyone in her way*

So I win. And if anyone else dares try and tell me otherwise....*holds up textbook threateningly*

Text Books Cant Hurt Me they can only help me So I Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that's only if you're reading it rather than dodging a flying textbook hurtling towards your head. i win!

Textbooks were invented to hurt you, btw. Teachers make us carry them around so we throw out our backs so we're in pain and not concentrating so they can fail us. Just so you know.
Also, I win.

No...they don't want to fail us because their class average would go down and they'd lose their jobs, but I do agree that whoever invented textbooks is a sadistic individual who does not care for the health of young childrens' backs.

I win.

Textbooks were made so that students are forced to carry them in their bags in groups of several, then, students are forced to walk up about four flights of stairs every morning. *That's what I have to do at least*

I win and pwn all btw...

Not all schools are so lenient. At some schools it is one, drawn-out floor outdoors, where you are subject to all manner of precipitation or heat.

Or such is that at my school teachers force us to carry a textbook per subject, sometimes two for one subject, plus reading novels and a workbook, and don't even allow us the liberty of lockers. Plus they evilly plot so that all of our classes are upstairs, and those on the ground floor are on the other side of the campus from our other lessons.

They hate us.

And textbook were made to hurt. *throws textbooks at everyone* HURT HURT HURT!!!!!!

I win. I pwn all.

* grabs the text books in midair then throws them at Lauren i think these belong to you







I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lockers are a sinister trap. It allows students to put their books away and supposedly 'relieve' their burden. However, over time, layers and layers of papers and books will build up, causing a mess that will sap away hours of your life cleaning it up.

I win.

jack does not fall for the trick

i win

I don't need textbooks to win, BTW.
*throws textbook*
But they're fun to throw so I use them anyways!

*looks at her locker* Or the locker is so small, only papers fit in it.


PS I win

-sighs at lack of locker-


Oh well. At least I WINNNNNNNNNNNNN

no locker, and you lose. Cuz I win. And I have a jar of dirt.

Nuh-uh.

MY jar of dirt. I have the awesome pictures and they pwn no locker-ness.

So nah. >:P

I WINNNNNNNNN

How about I have the rum, you have the empty shattered jar of dirt, and I win.

Elfin-Maiden gets drunk

i win

*slurs* I may be drunk, but I sssssstill win... *mutters* Stupid ijits... Why can't they get it? Rather sad innit?

*dances around* I got a jar of diiiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiiiirt and guess whassinsidddde ittt!!!!!!!

And why can't YOU get it? I WIN!!!!!!!!!

i wi you dont

Okay.

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

Me wiiiin.