Try me. *crosses arms and glares at bullies* I am not even kidding.
Although, being a pacifist, I would probably give them a stern talking-to, THEN punch them.
Then run for my life back to London.
Kidnapping you in the process so you never have to see them again.
Okay, I would probably not do the last one (D: ) because of police and stuff...
But punch them, yes.

I know. XD Sorry, I'm not that good at grammar.
...watch me cry, boy.
...you need to go to the school principal or counsellor or something.

Could you punch them so hard they would be in hospital for a long time? ^_^
Take me to London! I want to pick up your awesome accents! :3

Okay, I would probably not do the last one (D:) because of police and stuff...
XD XD XD XD XD Sorry but I just kept on laughing.

Aww, don't you want them to die. D:

Your grammar is awesome. O:
Don't cry. DX
I've already told a teacher. You know what they said? They said these exact words; "If I see anyone bullying you I'll give them a detention." What the hell? You don't need to see anyone bullying me, I'm telling the truth! And giving them a detention? Wow, that'll definitely teach them a lesson. -_-

...You have no idea...

Definitely. Addresses please.
You should visit London soon. And then we can 'accidently' meet in the street and become best friends. ^_^

I am genuinely upset about it.
If it wasn't for kidnapping and stuffs, I would DEFINITELY 'kidnap' Owen to London.

ERMEHGAWD THE CREEPER SMILE.
I will (notice the wording) evil glare them because I am tiny and incredibly weak. And evil glaring isn't illegal. Also possibly cabbage bag them.
You should totally come to London.

...Yes, I do. I have been bullied for a full 4 months once...
D: I will be upset for you. ... ;_____;