The solution is keyboard smashing. If you don't have a keyboard, do it with a wood mallet, or an axe. On somebody's head.

um didn't she say he took away her computer so there goes the keyboard part of keyboard smashing

ahahahaha and i thought i'd avoid the self-hate and identity crisis parts of figuring out my sexuality

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Don't hate yourself...

DONT JUDGE ME HE POSTED THIS AT 11:4SOMETHING PM AND ITS 12:46 PM OK I FORGOT ITS THE NEXT DAY
*cries*
bby no okay honestly you shouldn't hate yourself bc of your sexuality okay its alright if youre straight or bisexual or flat out gay or pansexual or demisexual or asexual it does. not. really. matter. you are still amazing and wonderful and if anyone wants to give you shit for it they can come see me and don't you give yourself shit okay bby there's no reason to hate yourself bc of your sexuality or bc of anything else about you. i love you alright plsplspls pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase try not to stress too much about this *huggles and feed you cookies*

/hugs-back.
He gave me back my USB and computer...but I'm not allowed to use the mouse. So now I just sneak into his room and use it when he's out. Or use the keyboard. And now we've collapsed into an 'I hate you MORE' routine...and now I'm very careful about that because I accidentally replied 'me too' to one of them instead of 'vice versa'.
:|
I realised I'm as possessive of my USB as Gollum is with his precious, and Irene is of her camera-phone...

Exactly. I highly suspect that my friend is homosexual and she hasn't told anyone, except for my other friend, who let the message '***** is XXXXXXX! XD' slip. She's still pretty esteemed.
I know sometimes it's pointless to say 'don't hate yourself', but I guess that works...

...I found an old thread on here started in 2009. At first, I felt all nostalgic and stuff, but then I got into the conversation. XDD Oh my gosh. What are the future members of KP going to think when they stumble across our old threads? owo I hope they think we were funny...


EDIT: *has just re-read the first few pages of the Charbretta thread, and all of my noobie posts* .... DX Whyyyy, past self, whyyy? *headdesks for hours*

No.

*slaps you*

Pull yourself together, no headdesk!!

.-. *tenchar*

I don't know what that means... but *hugs*

You are awesome... okay? And you don't need to cry over your past because those experiences have already happened, and you can be happy you live them.