| TheAshWolf |
07-21-2012 04:23 PM |
WARNING: This may kill your childhood.
This is--simply put, insane. Do NOT bother to read this if you think it might effect your view on 3 beloved cartoons--Rugrats, Ed Edd & Eddy, and The Fairly Oddparents. This is some dark stuff. o_o I'm warning you, it's freaky. I just feel like venting about its absurdity.
You were warned.
My childhood is screwed up enough. Then I read the theories explaining the "origins" of my favorite cartoons, and I feel like laughing at people's stupidity.
Okay, fine. The schizophrenic Angelica Rugrats theory kind of makes sense, because it seems....somewhat probable. Y'know--ill little girl surrounded by the deaths of her cousin, family friends' abortions and miscarriages...yeah, it makes sense that she would conjure up some imaginary little kids to talk to and boss around. But it's the part that Suzie was real and became a psychologist and told this sad story to her animator friend, who then turned it into a cartoon that confuses me. O__e What sick person would turn that into a cartoon....?
The Purgatory Ed Edd & Eddy Theory just makes me laugh. XD YES. All the cul-de-sac kids died during different eras, spanning from 1903 to 2000, aand are now confined to the eternal childhood in this plain of purgatory that resembles the street they once lived on. They're all too traumatized to think about how they died or their past lives or the parents that no longer watch over them, so they just goof off and avoid the Kanker Sisters--because they're really demons sent from hell to torture the kids. YES. THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. XDD Oh, yeah, they're confined to the cul-de-sac all right. HELLO. O_o They went to school and traveled ALL OVER THE PLACE during the last episode Movie thing. And that theory does NOT explain how the idea became a cartoon. THEN AGAIN.....the show comes from the same twisted mind that made the 90s cartoon The Brothers Grunt, so....I don't know what to think. o_o But...STILL. XD What the HECK?
And then there's the Fairly Oddparents "truth". Timmy's Godparents died in a car crash, and his parents never cared about him, and his babysitter abused him, so he pretended that his goldfish were his Godparents still hanging around and looking after him. Mr. Crocker was actually a pedophile that targeted Timmy, so Timmy thus dealt with his advances by imagining he was after his "fairies" (i.e. his innocence). All the granted wishes never happened because none of them had any real affect on Timmy's life. He was just a lonely little boy that imagined the whole thing. :^|
AGAIN, that doesn't explain how all that became a cartoon. o__o XDD At least the Rugrats theory has a link to reality. That Oddparents thing sounds like something that just randomly came out of some freak's diseased mind.
All I can say is....what the heck is wrong with people? O_o It's...just...a...cartoon. Why does there have to be some sort of dark, weird origin???? x__x
I don't believe in any of it. XD It just amuses me that people can be so gullible. To quote a charlieissocoollike Vlog, "Well, the thing about the Internet is that not everything on it is correct." (Or something to that effect. -_- I don't remember exactly what he said.)
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