Yes those two milestones...

He is left handed, too.

I once woke up in morning with one. I jumped out of bed, but some blood dripped on my sheet. -_- Last night I woke up in the middle of the night with a small bloody nose, which I just realized was ironic because I think I had a dream with a vampire in it…

Early movie descriptions make me laugh.

He was originally right handed, but an elf cut it off, so he went insane, killed the elf, and ate him.

My dream was so weird...

Your story is getting odder and odder my friend. Is there a ninja in it?!

Oh yeah and elves were like his heroes or something.

An that's ironic, about the bloody nose thing.

What was your dream?