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Lily09 05-26-2011 08:19 PM

9999 Ways to Annoy HP-Haters
Pretty Self-Explanatory.

1. Shout 'YOU HAVE SPATTERGROIT!' if they have freckles.

Keegan 05-26-2011 08:37 PM

no that does not annoy me and i don,t like hp

so 1 wrong

Lily09 05-26-2011 09:00 PM

Good for you. :P But that's not doing anything here is it? This place is not for your rants, but for people that actually like it to post other ways. I think your post belongs somewhere else.

SamIAm 05-26-2011 09:24 PM

very funny
nice.. i've got to use this on my dad..he is so annoying because he NEVER will read the books, because he has seen he movies. ITS NOT THE SAME, DAD!

Lily09 05-26-2011 09:43 PM

Suggest any other things?

Ruza 05-26-2011 09:55 PM

Ooh, ooh: I've got a couple!!
2. You're such a typical muggle.
3. (for a rather large person) Woah: you're bigger than Hagrid and Fang put together!
4. (randonly go up) Expectro PATRONU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUS! Tee hee: I just cast a spell on you!

L.S.Trendom 05-26-2011 09:59 PM

5. "Aw, you're just mad because the dementors got you and Harry couldn't save you!"
6. Say, "Talk to my painting of" then the name of the knight guy in the painting that called Harry the others yellow-bellied or something whose name I forgot if they annoy you. :D

Lily09 05-26-2011 10:24 PM

7. If they say unicorns, say hippogriffs.
8. When someone pretends to be paralyzed because they just heard something that they dread (like extra homework due tomorrow) say "OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED? IS THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS RE-OPENED?! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kiwara 05-26-2011 10:45 PM

Announce that you didn't do your homework because you saw the grim the night before and the tea leaves confirmed it.

Say you were late to school because your hippogriff refused to bow, your broom was broken, and the threstrals went missing.

Ask if your teacher got your note you sent to school. When they say no, mutter about your owl going astray.

Show up the second day to school, complaining how you were waiting for your acceptance letter to hogwarts. When it doesn't arrive, run around the school shouting random spells and pointing a stick at people.

I don't know why I did school, I just felt like it.

EmmaR 05-26-2011 11:24 PM

Always say "Jiminy Cricket"
If you have a red-headed friend, go up to them and say "You have dirt. On your nose."
If someone says "I am going to kill you" immediately say "Expelliarmus!"
If someone has glasses, point a stick at them and yell "Reparo!"

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