I ban nngo for putting me on the same level as Cleverbot.

I ban LST for acting like an Einstein orangutan.

I ban Nngo for getting a fingerprint smudge on my glasses while I wasn't looking.

I ban Leloo for coming up with Inkbender as her name on the main site.

I ban Mistborn for noticing my Inkbender name. ;P

I ban Leloo for not listening to 'Pretty Handsome Awkward' in the last three minutes and two seconds.

I ban Nngo for not listening to Breaking Benjamin as I type this.

EDIT: *goes to look up "Pretty Handsome Awkward"*

I ban Leloo because Charlie the Unicorn told me to.

I ban nngo for not listening to Lonestar at the moment I type this.

I ban LST for making my cat's fur so sleek and glossy.