I ban cheezemziez because she is unsure.

I ban shadowtide for criticizing my unsureness.

I ban cheezemziez because unsureness exists only to be criticised.

I ban shadowtide because unsureness has saved lives.

I ban cheeze because I'm not allowed any chocolate cake we have. D':

I ban DR for having chocolate cake and being unable to eat it.

I ban Cheezemziez for the world not ending.

I ban Owen because the few Mayans that are actually still alive were interviewed as saying that the Apocalypse is BS.

I ban Heather for being in Squish.

I ban Owen for lying to me about his location. Trust me you are not behind me...