I ban DR for going offline earlier without telling us.

I ban cheeze because I did say on the forum game.

I ban DR because I didn't see the post.

I ban cheeze for being like a mother to me.

I ban DR because that wouldn't work. Since I'm several months younger than you.

I ban cheeze because even so she still acts like it.

I ban DR for mothering everyone at Brescombe.

I ban cheeze because that was actually fun.

I ban DR because it wasn't fun for me. I had no wearable shoes, 30 mosquito bites hat had gone funny, and K insisted on camping out in our room.

I ban cheeze because I offered you some cream and medicine for the bites.