I ban Cheeze because I'm not as utterly obsessed with HP as I used to, and therefore recognize very little.

I ban APO for using confusing grammar.

I ban CHeeze because therefore, thus, and whatnot.

I ban otaku for not making any sense.

I ban Meerkat, because who needs sense? Or cents, for that matter...

I ban otaku because I am a weird person.

I ban Meerkat because I'm weird, and people made me that way.

I ban otaku because I'm naturally weird.

I ban CamiBeth because weird is a dormant talent in everyone that has to be awakened and tuned by you and the people around you.

I ban otaku because I can.