I ban Kendra because her being bored makes me bored.

I ban Arin for claiming without evidence that boredom is contagious.

I ban shadowtide because I believe everything is contagious in one way or another.

I ban Maggie because I'm not tired and I should be.

I ban Owen because he made a typo and I'm a Grammar Nazi.

I ban Maggie for spotting my typo which caused me to become stupid because I made a typo. DD;

I ban Owen for making a two mouthed smiley face.

I ban Maggie for not putting a hyphen between "two" and "mouthed" because I like hyphens.

I ban Maggie for not using a smiley in her ban. :'D

I ban Maxi for not banning me and banning Maggie instead and other reasons. (:<