I ban Heather for being invisible.

I ban Jesse for being a senior member.

I ban Camikat for having the same last three letters in her username as me.

I ban Meerkat for banning me twice for that.

I ban Meerkat and Cami because I thought I was the only person online but I'm not so now I'm happy. :D

I ban Jesse for not using the :) emoticon.

I ban Meerkat for using the smiley of dooom! DD:

I ban Camikat for thinking that it's the smiley of doom.

I ban Camikat for not banning Meerkat for being wrong: I used the :D emoticon, not the evil one. :P

I ban Jesse for not noticing the word "not."