I ban nngo for mocking my lack of coffee.

I ban LST because I can :)

I ban Emaafre for not spelling Emma right.

I ban Mistborn for sortaish kinda voicing my thoughts.

I'm so glad you said that. ^_^

I ban LST for also stalking Sherlock (which I deduced from LST's knowledge of where Sherlock lives).

I ban Leloo for revealing that I stalk Sherlock on the internet, publicly, so Sherlock can see D:

I ban LST for using the word "internet" in his previous ban.

I ban Leloo for using the word internet in her banning, in quotes.

I ban LST for stealing Edward Scissorhand's scissors.

I ban nngo for not showing approval of MY scissors.