But mine is the best.

WE INTERRUPT THE KIDPUB WRITER'S BLOCK FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE: I win! I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible: *goes on long list about it*

But mine is better than the best. Which makes ME THE BEST!!!!

My keyboard pwns all of your keyboards. I bet mine's had the most words written with it, so nah >:P

i win you dont tra la la

Your point sucks. Mine's better - I'VE TAKEN OVER THIS JOINT SO I WIN!!!!!!

Hello KidPubbians. We hope you feast your eyes on the following message:
I win. Good-bye and continue typing!

Wait- my keyboard's invincible. So it PWNS ALL OF YOURS! HA!
And I pwn all of you, cause I win.

Don't flatter yourself...I'm the one in charge here.

Okay, people... There's 34 pages of this now. Wow. By the way, the first "w" in Wow stands for winner. The second stands for writingcats, me! You get the picture. :D