The Writer's Block - Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

∆Ω!!!!! I win! Don’t make me have Condor attack you!
Condor: I. Am. Not. Your. Pet.
Me: You’re my alter ego, which is close enough.
Condor: I mastered many a fighting style, so I can overpower you and make you my slave.
Me: Bah, those are all useless against me.
Condor: *Looks slightly worried* Why…?
Me: Because I mastered Wumbo.
Condor: *Bursts out laughing* *Bends down with laughter, clutching stomach* You… *Laughs* mastered… *Laughs* wumbo? *Laughs more*
Me: *Annoyed* It’s called Wumbo not wumbo. You capitalized it.
Condor: *Stands up straight, trying not to laugh* I can’t capitalize it if I say it. Wumbo is just a stupid, useless word from the equally stupid show Spongebob Squarepants.
Me: *Eye twitches* Why did you bother remembering it’s name then?
Condor: I never forget anything, unless I want to. Wumbo, along with Spongebob Squarepants, is stupid, useless, and a waste of breath to say.
Me: *Eyes twitch rapidly* So, you are saying that Wumbo is not real?
Condor: Of course, you idiot.
Me: Since you are my alter ego, a derivative of me, then you are also an idiot.
Condor: It’s called an alter ego, not a sub ego, meaning that you can be an idiot, while I can be a civilized mastermind.
Me: *Eyes twitch even faster* You forgot evil.
Condor: My intelligence would do them a favor if I take over.
Me: *Doesn’t look completely convinced*
Condor: *Notices my look* I would also destroy mcdonalds.
Me: Okay! I’ll help! But you must first believe in Wumbo.
Condor: *Crosses arms and rolls eyes*
Me: *Eye twitches* Prepare to feel… *In a deep voice* Wumbo!
Condor: *Stifles laughter* Is that all? Just sounding like a weirdo? *Appears to get punched in the stomach*
*Later*
Condor: *Laying on the ground, bruised and battered* I… admit that Wumbo is real… and I should have respected it…
Me: *Crosses arms and smirks* Good. Now, would you like to see more?
Condor: *Whimpers*
Me: Okay! Wumbo!
Condor: *Stands up, completely uninjured* Yay!
Me: I win!