I ban AA for 'splodin' me.

I ban LST for not realizing that he exploded because of his own awesomeness and not because of me.

I ban AA for trying to blame me, so I have to clean up all the blood and guts and gore.

I ban LST for winning every single debate.

I ban AA for misinterpreting the truth.

I ban LST for not being more specific.

I ban AA for being incorrect in saying that I've won every debate.

I ban LST for being too dang awesome.

I ban AA for saying 'dang' instead of 'D'arvit', even though it doesn't make much sense grammatically.

I ban LST for being the one who murdered Commander Root.