I ban Mistborn for being an awesome nerd.

I ban LST for making friends on this thread.

I ban Eric for being in a location.

I ban laurenm for joining in the year 2011

I ban Keegan for joining before Lauren.

I ban LST for joining in the month of Halloween.

I ban Mistborn for joining the month of my birthday.

I ban Camikat for joining during the month of John Lennon's birthday or something.

I ban LST for having an E in his name.

('Twas actually Rigo Starr's. :p I think.)

I ban Camikat for saying I'm wrong and starting the contradictory sentences with "'Twas" D: