I like coffee in small amounts, since it gives me stomach aches, like Mountain Dew.
I am the winner, not you!

Why does everything give you a stomach ache?
I WON!

I dunno. Cake and pancakes also upset my stomach, and so does ice cream.

I win!

Maybe you have a stomach problem or something. You should see a doctor.
I win!

I'm pretty sure that I'm lactose intolerant, and I don't think I have a stomach problem. I think it's only stuff like fast food or stuff with lots of sugar.

I win!

purple :3
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That made me lose the game for some reason 0_o

That's it! You made me lose, so now I'm going to empurple purple! Purple! :p I win!

I Win!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I win!!!! :D Yay for winning!

I was reading toward the beginning of this thread. 'Tis so funny! :D XD